Impatiently waiting for the rest of humanity to catch up. I am cautiously pessimistic.

redjeep:
“Top fuel weeble wobble… = ]”

redjeep:

Top fuel weeble wobble… = ]

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Today in stupid headlines:

politicalprof:

From the New York Times: “Ocasio-Cortez Pushes Democrats to the Left, Whether They Like It or Not.”

People, AOC has been in Congress for 11 days. She’s not pushing Democrats left. VOTERS are pushing Democrats to the left, at least in some districts. She’s evidence of a shift as much as a cause of it.

However much influence Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez might eventually have in the political system, her influence is only beginning. Attributing vast political shifts to Congresspeople who have only recently entered office, and whose election did not explain why lots of other Congresspeople won their offices at the same time, is just silly.

base-nappa:

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Ok that’s actually disgusting, here’s a link to their gofundme

redjeep:
“a matter of perspective… = ]
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redjeep:

a matter of perspective… = ]

I haven’t actually left the White House for months.

Donald J. Trump, on FOX, to Jeanine Pirro. 

Yesterday. He went to Texas on January 10. Three days ago.

(via politicalprof)

I look forward to the day when the words “Trump twitter rant” are no longer something I see regularly.

unbelievable-facts:
“Some printer companies implement programmed obsolescence by embedding chips into ink cartridges that force them to stop printing after a set expiration date, even if there is ink remaining.
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Hmmm… My HP cartridges seem to stop...

unbelievable-facts:

Some printer companies implement programmed obsolescence by embedding chips into ink cartridges that force them to stop printing after a set expiration date, even if there is ink remaining.

Hmmm… My HP cartridges seem to stop working within a year, even though I use them very little. I assumed they just dried out due lack of use, but maybe…

maeganbobaegan:

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”

— Mark Twain (via liveshades)

wellthatsjustgreat:
“ That poor woman. That poor, incredibly happy woman.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BshN5qGFlVN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=t1rhyt0i9l7f
”
“Well, actually honey, that condition isn’t possible. Honey..? HONEY??”

wellthatsjustgreat:

That poor woman. That poor, incredibly happy woman.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BshN5qGFlVN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=t1rhyt0i9l7f

“Well, actually honey, that condition isn’t possible. Honey..?  HONEY??”

soolagna-meow:

reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing. 

30…   50… it’s all good…